Thanks for all the wonderful comments! The enthusiastic effort of the Smedheads has broken the all time record for web traffic today!
One of the comments pointed out that I forgot to mention some of the "unsung heroes" of the Saints 49ers game. I apologize for my oversight. The wide receivers had a wonderful game. Meachems long catch was one of the most impressive of the year and Lance Moore continues to catch anything thrown his way. Devery did a good job stretching the defense which gave Deuce more running room. Also I would like to point out that the Defense was outstanding against the 49ers. Everyone here at SmedleysSaintsReport appreciates their monumental effort.
BREAKING NEWS
"Top draft pick Sedrick Ellis will be lost to the New Orleans Saints for two to four weeks with a right knee injury. The defensive lineman from Southern California has a medial meniscus tear. He left Thursday's practice after hearing what he said was ''kind of a click" in his knee." (New Orleans Times-Picayune)
8 comments:
Good stuff Smedley!! I hear they arent going to let you on the sideline for the Monday night game. What the fuck is that? Any insight on how to stop this manbeast Peterson? and We all know that Brees is going to put up MVP numbers but what WRs are going to reep the benefits from his performance?
Yo Smedley!
First off, you're the shit...second, is there any chance you can conduct an interview with Lance Moore to see why he is so scared of getting hit????
No question the guy catches everything, but, myself and some of the other Smedheads have noticed that he always falls down or runs out of bounds immediately after making a catch?
I would like to know where that came from? Did he take a nasty hit in college? Is he a pussy in general or does he just have one? Will he ever grow a sack over that pussy? Will he run from your questions like he does an approaching NFL defender?
These are some of the "hardhitting" questions that the Smedheads have grown accustomed to and expect. I know you can make this happen! I figured you already have this interview lined up and in the works and don't need our suggestions...please let us know the status of it. Thanks for all of your hard work!
smedleyssaintsreport.blogspot.com FOREVER!!!
Smedley! I know your busy this morning with the pregame run throughs, but I was wondering when your smedhead memorbilia was coming out? I'ver heard rumors of T-Shirts and Hats going up for sale. But I havent seen any available for purchase. Also on side note the local Baton Rouge Chapter of Smedheads will be meeting at the Gold Club for 7:30 for the big game tonight. I understand you have it arranged where anyone with an offical smedhead membership card gains free entry and free buffet. Way to go Smedley...titties, beer, buffet and saints football!! That I'll show that pillow bitting motherfucker from sommerssaintsreport.blogspot.com
Gold Club?!?!?!
That's awesome!!! One problem....Smedley maybe you or some of my fellow Smedheads can help me out.
My membership card has been malfunctioning! I tried to swipe it at BestBuy to receive a discount on my new plasma TV and it would not read!!!!
They said that if I could get your verification they could retoractively provide me with the discount.
I want to make sure that I will be good for tonight too...beer, buffet, titties, Smedhead fellowship...I can't miss out on this because of a stupid fucking card malfunction!
Is anyone else having this problem????
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Haha.... Well here is your problem you have the Gold Card. (Novice Smedhead-but still a smedhead never-the-less)Which is good but, you need to upgrade to Platinum card. Most systems are currently upgrading to handle the influx of all the smedhead cards, most of which are gold or silver memberships. They are processed on an outdated "elite" system similiar to diner's club or discover card. The platinum cards are processed on a updated K512 system which handles only smedhead cards and Amex.(I hear Smedley himself pioneered this new system, under contract from Amex) Most of the discounts are the same for the platinum and gold cards except for I think the extended airline miles. Anyway, show up and swipe your card at the Gold Club and that'll give extra points for attending an offical smedhead meeting. Keep building those points and you'll be at platinum in no time.
Thanks for the help SuperSmedHead
How can someone named TheOriginalSmedster not be of platinum status???? Looks like I got some catching up to do! I figured all the money I donated to the Smedhead's Against the Unethical Treatment of Animals Foundation would suffice! Oh well...honestly, if I would have known that I would've just attended more functions....FUCK ANIMALS! Hang them upside down from a roof for all I care! I just thought it was going to get me in on those discounts!!! The more I think about it, surely, Smedley only started SAUTAF for the tax breaks...
Again, thanks for the help supersmedhead...I'll see you guys at the Gold Club!
By the way...as always, FUCK sommerssaintsreport.blogspot.com!
theoriginalsmedster, I am sure those donations to SAUTAF were appreciated, but do you really think a Bad-Ass like Smedley is going to give smedhead points for something that doesnt involve saints, titties, or beer? Come-on you're better than that. Anyway rumor has it there will be a diamond memeber at the Gold Club tonight....I know what your thinking all diamond members get free admission to the smedhead box to all saints events including games. But apparently this guy got banned from the dome for the rest of the season for kicking some guys ass that was sporting a sommerssaintsreport.blogspot.com T-shirt. I dont know about you but I going to buy this fucking dude a beer and a blowjob.
GO SAINTS!!!!!
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